A testament to real food:
Recently, my good friend had her now-ex-boyfriend over, and made him a snack of toast, with butter. Upon tasting it, Ex said, “This is so good! What is ON this?” Butter. Not a yellow-dyed spread made of hydrogenated oils. Not butter-flavored spray air. Real butter.
Maybe that’s why he’s now an ex? I’m just sayin’.
Real food. It’s good, people.