Daily Archives: October 30, 2009

Dear Hipsters

Dear Hipsters of the Mission, and other hipster neighborhoods of this great country,

I appreciate your efforts to be green. I really do. I’m certain you save a ton of plastic razors from being made by allowing yourself to grow a scruffy beard or an ironic mustache. You ride a fixie, instead of driving a car. Your vintage clothes? Totally green (though I can’t say I agree with your choice to wear women’s skinny jeans, but to each his own). PBR cans? Totally easy to recycle.

However. Throwing your cigarette butts on the ground? Not green. Please stop it.

pretty green girl

mustache tattoos



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